Rare Exports Inc.

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Rare Exports Inc.

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2003

0h 8m

7.0(72 votes)

Comedy

Action

Overview

An elite trio of expert hunters venture into the woods to track and capture an especially rare and dangerous prey for the Christmas season.

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5 members

Acting

Otso Tarkela

Father Christmas

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Tommi Korpela

Marker

Acting

Jorma Tommila

Sniper

Lighting

Tazu Ovaska

Tracker

Acting

Jonathan Hutchings

Narrator (voice)

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