But I'd Really Have to Kill You

2016

0h 5m

6.0(3 votes)

Comedy

Overview

A satirical riff on the old saying, 'I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you...' The story of a guy in a dead end desk job who has reached his emotional boiling point.

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2 members

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Tim Baltz

Chip

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Ben York Jones

Jeff

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