Suck Me Shakespeer

2013

1h 59m

7.0(1710 votes)

Comedy

Overview

Ex-con Zeki Müller goes undercover as a teacher at a below average Gymnasium to find money he'd stashed prior to incarceration.

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Cast & Crew

56 members

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Elyas M'Barek

Zeki Müller

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Karoline Herfurth

Lisi Schnabelstedt

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Katja Riemann

Gudrun Gerster

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Jana Pallaske

Charlie

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Alwara Höfels

Caro Meyer

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Jella Haase

Chantal Ackermann

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Max von der Groeben

Danger

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Lena Klenke

Laura

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Gizem Emre

Zeynep

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Aram Arami

Burak

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Runa Greiner

Maike

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Valentina Pahde

Greta

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Robin Reichelt

Nerd Jerome

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Nicolas Brauner

Nerd Boy

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Janina Altinger

Nerd Girl

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Kyra Sophia Kahre

Isabell

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Paul Triller

Kevin

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Michael Pryadko

Ufuk

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Daniela Oberbörsch

Paula

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Aysel Geylan

Student #1

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Nadine Frerker

Student #2

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Susanna Okonowski

Student #3

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Jonas Holdenrieder

Peter Paker

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Dustin Raschdorf

Leo Deckweiss

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Nino Böhlau

Robin

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Celia Bodenschatz

Agnes

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Alexandra Heinzmann

Strong Girl

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Magdalena Skopec

Luise

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Stella Grossmann

Sabine

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Lenny Den Dooven

Robin Jr.

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Thalia Neumann

Cute Girl

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Erdal Yıldız

Attila

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Inge Heitmann

Gerti

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Irene Rindje

Prison Teacher

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Silke Nikowski

Alrun

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Ursula Berlinghof

Mrs. Eschmüller

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Barbara Bauer

Mrs. Bankowsky

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Laura Osswald

Kindergarten Teacher

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Bärbel Stolz

Mother at Swimming Pool

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Jochen Strodthoff

Kalle

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Talin Lopez

Kai

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Stefan Gödde

Organizer

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Sabine Menne

Mother at Traffic Lights

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Gunnar Baginski

Udo

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David Golm

Ronny

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Pia Niedermeier

Sheila

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Uschi Glas

Mrs. Leimbach-Knorrs

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Margarita Broich

Mrs. Sieberts

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Christian Näthe

Biology Teacher

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Bernd Stegemann

Mr. Gundlach

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Farid Bang

Paco

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Kim Girschner

Table Dance Bar Guest (uncredited)

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Fabian Elias Huber

Peter Parker (uncredited)

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Philipp Klonowski

Student at Theater (uncredited)

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Ferdinand Lehmann

Talent #1 (uncredited)

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Aurelien Torikian

Smoking Student (uncredited)

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