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The Foxy Merkins

The Foxy Merkins

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The Foxy Merkins

"See what's lurkin'"

2013
1h 21m
4.9(7 votes)
Comedy
Adventure

Overview

Two lesbian hookers wind their way through a world of bargain-hunting housewives and double-dealing conservative women in this buddy comedy, an homage to and riff on iconic male hustler films. Margaret is a down-on-her-luck hooker in training, who meets up with Jo, a beautiful and self-assured grifter from a wealthy family and an expert on servicing women, even as she considers herself proudly heterosexual. The film follows their adventures together on the street, through encounters with husky-voiced seductresses, mumbling erotic accessory salesmen and shopaholic swingers. Navigating the bizarre fetishes and sexual needs of their 'dates' brings into focus the hilarious and pathetic disparity between the two hookers, fellow travelers who will share the road together but only for a while.

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12 members
Acting

Lisa Haas

Margaret

Lisa Haas
Acting

Jackie Monahan

Jo

Jackie Monahan
Acting

Susan Ziegler

Kinky Republican Lady

Susan Ziegler
Acting

Alex Karpovsky

The Mumbling Erotic Accessory Salesman / CNN Executive

Alex Karpovsky
Acting

Dennis Davis

Margaret's Brother

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Rae C. Wright

The Jittery Cancelling Businesswoman Client

Rae C. Wright
Acting

Jennifer Prediger

Ashley, Margaret's Composting Girlfriend

Jennifer Prediger
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Diane Ciesla

Jo's Mother

Diane Ciesla
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Barbara J. Davy

Accounts Payable

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Betsy Farrell

Accounts Receivable

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Deb Margolin

The MFA Drama Student

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Charles Rogers

The Main 'Security' Cop #1

Charles Rogers

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