If a Thousand Clarinets

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If a Thousand Clarinets

1965

2h 16m

7.3(12 votes)

Comedy

Music

Fantasy

Overview

A military base. An awkward soldier. A statue of Bach. And suddenly all guns in the area change into music instruments. Great mystery is immediately found by TV station. And soon the military base becomes a stage for huge TV show.

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196 members

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Jana Brejchová

Tereza

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Waldemar Matuška

Patrik

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Hana Hegerová

Edita

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Eva Pilarová

Klaudia

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Karel Gott

Benjamin

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Jiří Suchý

parašutista

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Jiří Šlitr

parašutista

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Pavlína Filipovská

chovanka

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Jana Malknechtová

Jana

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Jiří Jelínek

Nicolas

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Vlastimil Brodský

pluk. Helmuth

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Martin Růžek

ministr

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Darek Vostřel

kulatý major

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Václav Lohniský

stařičký major

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Karel Mareš

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Rudolf Cortés

velitel hudby

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Ota Žebrák

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Jiří Bruder

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Vladimír Hrabánek

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Jiří Lír

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Jan Pohan

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Karel Štědrý

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Vlastimil Bedrna

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Bohumil Šmída

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Evelyna Steimarová

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Jiří Menzel

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Juraj Herz

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Dalibor Brázda

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Vladislav Pietras

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Vojtěch Kuthan

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Bohumil Paleček

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Ferdinand Havlík

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Miroslav Koželuh

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František Kryka

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Richard Kubernát

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Ivo Matějček

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Karel Peyr

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