Witless Protection

Witless Protection

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Witless Protection

"Protecting America's assets."

2008

1h 37m

4.5(80 votes)

Comedy

Action

Adventure

Crime

Overview

When a small-town sheriff witnesses what he believes to be an attempted kidnapping, his effort to save the beautiful damsel in distress sets him down a wild path of comic mishap.

Where to Watch

Rent

Amazon Video

Links & Resources

Social & External

Production Companies

Parallel Entertainment Pictures

Videos & Trailers

1 video

Cast & Crew

27 members

Acting

Larry the Cable Guy

Deputy Larry Stalder

Larry the Cable Guy

Acting

Ivana Miličević

Madeleine

Ivana Miličević

Acting

Jenny McCarthy-Wahlberg

Connie

Jenny McCarthy-Wahlberg

Acting

Yaphet Kotto

Ricardo Bodi

Yaphet Kotto

Acting

Peter Stormare

Arthur Grimsley

Peter Stormare

Acting

Eric Roberts

Wilford Duvall

Eric Roberts

Acting

Joe Mantegna

Dr. Rondog 'Doc' Savage

Joe Mantegna

Acting

Kurt Naebig

Mark Bedell

Kurt Naebig

Acting

Richard Bull

Sheriff Smoot

Richard Bull

Acting

J. David Moeller

Elmer

No Image

Acting

Will Clinger

Bo

Will Clinger

Acting

Omar Dykes

Gus

No Image

Acting

Reno Collier

Tater

No Image

Acting

Dan Waller

Agent Orange / MIB #1

Dan Waller

Crew

Rick LeFevour

MIB #2

Rick LeFevour

Acting

Joseph Luis Caballero

MIB #3

Joseph Luis Caballero

Acting

Sean Bridgers

Norm

Sean Bridgers

Acting

Gerry Bednob

Omar

Gerry Bednob

Acting

Claudia Michelle Wallace

TSA Woman

Claudia Michelle Wallace

Acting

Emir Yonzon

TSA Supervisor

No Image

Art

Gary Tippett

TSA Dog Handler

No Image

Acting

Jesse Dabson

TSA Expert

Jesse Dabson

Acting

Jessica Grace Orr

Vibiana

No Image

Acting

Michael Carner

Young Boy

No Image

Acting

Gail Rastorfer

Morgana

Gail Rastorfer

Acting

Lynnette Gaza

Lillian Grimoire

No Image

Acting

Angelina Lyubomirova

Pretty Secretary (uncredited)

Angelina Lyubomirova

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