This Is Not a Christmas Movie

2024

1h 45m

5.0(4 votes)

Comedy

Overview

Christmas is a time of getting together. Of fun and love. A time of Santa Claus and shopping for decorations. In the run-up to their annual Christmas dinner, we follow several family members in their separate failing attempts to be a good person.

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31 members

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Jacqueline Blom

Brechtje

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René van Zinnicq Bergmann

Martijn

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Kiefer Zwart

Justus

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Stefanie van Leersum

Jos

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Georgina Verbaan

Louise

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Barbara Sloesen

Bob

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Jim Lageveen

Beer

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Paul de Leeuw

Kerstman

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Oscar Aerts

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Robbert Bleij

Aswin

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Tim Haars

Clemens

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Remy Bonjasky

Ricardo

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Jearsley Vicario

Pim

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Hana Hussein

Tisja

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Jelle Hoekstra

Roy

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Laura Bakker

Jamea

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Michiel Nooter

Hans

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Roosmarijn Wind

Leslie

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Koen Ruitenbeek

Jarno

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Teun Kuilboer

Geranimo

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Terence Schreurs

Nae

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Dunya Khayame

Samira

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Johanna Hagen

Britt

Creator

Joep Vermolen

Wouter

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Stephanie Louwrier

Robin

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Cheryl Ashruf

Shurendy

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Dennis Rudge

Lester

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Desten Kuiper

Renzo

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Rosanne Waalewijn

Odilia

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Mylène Waalewijn

Bodil

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Maike Meijer

Ellie

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